jan 2nd '22
idk why but I had a ridiculously precise recollection of this dream and I wrote down everything I remembered as soon as I woke up, so here goes...
In an earlier part of the dream I was in some pseudo-scary, flooded underground area; it seemed more like a parody than an actual horror. In the tunnels you could hear railway station announcements, and every time I saw a "scary" figure somewhere at the end of a tunnel, instead of being afraid of it, I called for it to come to me.
I also saw a woman, who seemed to be about my height from afar, but as she got closer to me, she gradually got taller until she was about half a metre higher than I was.
In a later part of the dream I was still in primary school and our P.E. teacher was picking us out into teams; I was awaiting selection in the hallway. There were also Ż., M., F. and P. there. Later yet, I was in a store, something not unlike an old polo market from my childhood, but larger. There was an entire aisle crammed full of carbonated drinks. I was looking for some particular canned fruit soda, but I stumbled upon six-packs of 2-litre pepsi and coke bottles. For some reason they came in multiple variations of packaging sponsored (?) by different companies that used the bottles as advertising space, and each one had a different price...
Then the store turned into a school again, and Ż. told me that there were backpacks put next to the 6-packs by kids who called dibs on the soda and that by taking one I stole from them. I said something like "Finders keepers" and didn't worry much about it, but this irritated him and he stole took my backpack and ran away onto the field with it.
We were walking across the field with A. and someone else. A. was whining about someone having taken his backpack. We met his mom, mrs K; she was wearing a military officer's peaked cap for some reason. She asked us what happened to A.'s bag. Behind her back, Sz. was running in circles, holding the bag out mockingly.
In the last part of the dream that I can remember, I took part in filming a documentary about catching giant alligators. We were using beachball-sized paintballs for it. We were going across a lake with a captain on a large yacht armed with a paintball cannon. Before they showed us on the lake in the doc, there was a segment about how the paintballs are made. We sailed by to one of the alligators and tried to startle him so that he would swim out onto the surface. We succeeded in that but we missed our shot with the paintball and he started chasing us. We turned back, full throttle, first on the boat, and then we dove out and swam (although somehow, in the dream, we were swimming just as fast as we were going on the boat), and finally we ran on foot on the land, across woods and bogs.
I ran for quite a long time before I looked back, standing at the edge of a shallow pond, and saw a puma or a cheetah instead of the alligator. I ran away from her across the pond for some time, because I thought she wouldn't want to submerge in it, but it turned out the pond's depth only reached a little bit above the height of my ankles. Finally the cat caught up to me and got me on my left hip. She bit off a piece of it but I felt nothing. Next to me stood a small donkey, and the cat took interest in him instead of me. I punched the cat in the head a couple of times and it knocked her out. Kinda silly